Me: Sigh.Husband: What? Me: I'm old. Husband: What? I thought you said, "Hi mold." Me: Well, yeah. There's mold in the shower, but that's another story. That's not what I said. Husband: Let's not talk about that. What did you say? Me: I said I'm old. Husband: Why do you say that? Me: Because I get to make decisions about people in my family. Husband: That's because you have experience and are mature. Me: Well, fuck that shit. Husband: OK, sometimes you are mature...

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