This is pretty damn close to verbatim what my mom said to me about Rep. Anthony Weiner while we Skyped tonight: "Did you see the picture of his crotch? I thought I saw a seam. Do you think he unzipped his fly and pulled it out or are his thighs weirdly veiny? Also, he has a nice chest but an ugly face. Do you think he really has that body, or did he stick his head on a picture of someone else?"

This is pretty damn close to verbatim what my dad said while my mom discussed Rep. Anthony Weiner while we Skyped tonight:

"AHHHHHHHH! I'm leaving the room until you start talking about something else!!!!!"

This is verbatim what I said while my mom discussed Rep. Anthony Weiner while we Skyped tonight:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA..."

(Later I ranted about what a fucking fool he was to do that and how pissed I am that he fucked over the Democrats by being a fucking fool.)

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