Hello giant David Wright! You are like a cuddly teddy bear! Even though you have not been playing very well (not that your teammates are any better), I want to hug you.wright1

Yes, I know it must be hard to be a popular baseball player. Not only do attractive women throw themselves at you, but so do ones who look like 12 year old boys whose voices crack when they get excited. wright2

Life must be very hard.

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