>"Can you imagine someone with a face as cute as this making doody?"
-Mom, after my sister told her that Marcus took a dump as she changed his diaper

Also hilarious and weird: my sister asked me to look up "Too Close for
Comfort." It turns out that the first episode revealed that thew
downstairs neighbor, who died suddenly, was a transvestitie. I
remember none of this, but we laughed our asses off at wikipedia's
summary of the short-lived series, which in addition to the
transvestite, included a cow hand puppet, ventriloquism, and rotating
college sweatshirts. Almost more brilliant than sani-seats at the

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