>My favorite thing at O'Hare airport is the toilet seat wrap. All
public bathrooms in high traffic areas should have this. It's a
machine attached to the toilet that dispenses a fresh seat cover when
you wave your hand at it. Brilliant.

Hours and hours later, my mom broke the news that an elderly relative
would be unable to visit tomorrow. "She can't get a ride here," Mom
said. "And she is taking an antibiotic and has terrible diarrhea. I
said, 'Well, don't come if you have diarrhea,' and she said, 'Yeah, I
have terrible diarrhea.'"

My sister and I looked at our pieces of orangy-brown pumpkin pie.
Yum. The Sani-Seat seemed extra useful at the moment.

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