>1. How are the events of Sept. 11, 2001 and their aftermath the fault of Democrats when the White House was controlled by a Republican, the House of Representatives were controlled by Republicans, and the Senate was split 50-50? (I ask this because director David Zucker told Entertainment Weekly that he switched parties after 9/11 "due to what he saw as Democratic dithering." Kelsey Grammer goes on to say, "A lot of people don't want to admit that a threat to this country exists." Yes, and that included your stupid fucking President Bush, who then used his ignorance to blame other people for 9/11.)

2. What feed reader is the best to use? (I ask this because I've had nothing but trouble with my lame attempts to get a better handle on my blog reading through the use of feed readers.)

3. Why do conservatives never want to engage in real conversation? (I ask this because I noticed that liberals and moderates comment frequently on the conservative posts at BlogHer, but the conservative posters never reply to posts from liberal or moderate bloggers. OK, I know the answer to this is because they don't like listening to facts and having their worldview challenged. Also, let's face it, I think many of them are just not smart enough to engage in a logical discussion. There. I said it.)

4. Why does it take 7-10 days for a haircut to settle into something decent? (I ask this because I got a haircut on Thursday and I think I look like a dipshit, but this happens every time I get a haircut, and all is well 7-10 days later.)