>Upon the successful publication of Congratulations, You're a Woman Now!, I plan to pen a nonfiction tome entitled The Three-Fifths Compromise is Fucking Bullshit. I will expound upon the unfair and undue influence that this heinous policy accorded the South by denying that slaves were actual human beings, yet allowing them to be counted for the purposes of political representation. Once the Founding Fathers committed this egregious blunder, they set the pattern for the nation to be screwed for eternity.