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Big Beaver and Little Beaver live in Suzanne's living room. Giant Stuffed Penis was made for Husband by Suzanne in December 1995, when Husband's roommate bought his girlfriend a $200 stuffed chick from FAO Schwartz for Christmas. Suzanne told Husband never to waste money on her like that, and Husband replied, "What if it was a giant stuffed penis?" Suzanne thought that would be awesome. Husband did not think such items were sold in stores, so Suzanne decided to make him one. When she sent it to Husband at his parents' house over winter break, his dad saw it and asked, "Why did your girlfriend send you a giant limp penis?" From then on, he requested that Husband "get that thing out of my house."

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