>Rock on, Hillary Clinton. You've pissed me off pretty badly during this election. I gave up on you around March, which is when I voted in the New York primary. If only you had not listened to that douche bag Mark Penn, perhaps things would be different. Tonight your speech at the Democratic National Convention is excellent. You are funny, smart, and personable. (Maybe Husband will now stop threatening to use his non-existent fortune to impeach you.)

Bill, though? If they show his teary eyed, red nosed, W.C. Fields face, one more time, I will scream. And if he mouths, "I love you," again, I will absolutely puke. I'm so over Bill.