>Feminism & Gender
A few months ago, I went to a nice-ish restaurant near my apartment. I ordered a fresh tuna burger, rare.

"Like it might swim away," I joked to the waiter.

He looked down at me. "That is called 'black and blue,'" he sniffed.

Well, excuse me and my lack of knowledge regarding fancy foods. When I think black and blue, I think of what my right knee and elbow look like right now. (Perhaps I should not have run two miles and then spent 20 minutes on the elliptical machine after my little accident, but I didn't drag my ass to the gym just to go home and it only stung a little at the time....) However, a nice frozen tuna steak would be great to put on the injury at this moment.

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