(Hat tip to Suebob at Red Stapler, who hat tipped Keving Charnas.)

While viewing this ultimately horrid little video, for a moment I was inspired by its hilarious mockery of bikini hair removal. "Perhaps," I thought optimistically, "this could be awesome."

Optimism is for fools. Who knows if the translation is accurate, but still. If the final message of the ad doesn't make me want to gauge people's eyes out, nothing does.