"Really? Will there be one of those calendar firemen there?" she inquired.
"The space does come with a retired firefighter to show people around."
"Can we ask him if we can slide the fire pole?" she asked innocently.
"Why don't you ask him in a sleazy way?" I laughed. "I'm sure he'd love that."
My mom laughed so hard she could barely talk. "No, I'll have Grandma ask that in a sleazy way."
Since we both know that she would do that, we nearly laughed ourselves into asthma attacks.