>This morning as I dressed for work, I selected a very nice white button down shirt with pink and black stripes. I'm not sure when I wore it last, but as I withdrew it from my closet, I noticed a white bra looped around the hanger.
"Hmmmm... what's this?" my addled mind puzzled.
I stared at it for a moment, decided to wear it, and as I was removing the mysterious lingerie from its wire home, it hit me: this was the (expensive) bra that I lost that led me to go on my quest to buy (even more expensive) new bras! Hallelujah! It's a miracle!
I slipped into its warm embrace. The bra feels very nice around my rib cage - no squeezing. If today isn't my lucky day, then I don't know what is.