>While on a quest for hiking socks (which should not have been as difficult as it was, but it seems that only children's shoe stores carry hiking socks for women with size six feet - what the fuck, yo?), I passed a sign outside a salon. The sign read:
Free bikini waxing with every eyebrow waxing.
Does anyone else think that seems like it should be the other way around? The world baffles me.