>Nothing says, "Happy birthday, Jesus!" like these fine items available from the British "toy" purveyor Ann Summers:

Someone must have been a really bad boy to be punished with something like this. I hope there's not a lump of coal in there, too, as I imagine that would be uncomfortable. Or could it get more uncomfortable?

Damn, I love those wacky Brits. Oh, this is such jolly fun to laugh at. Ho ho ho.

(For real feminist gift ideas, check out my list at BlogHer and add your suggestions!)