>I told Husband all about my wacky time in the sex shop with Des on Thursday evening, including how the store sells a mesh tank top for men.

"You would look like a furry animal caught in a net if you wore that," I giggled.

Husband made his exasperated/indignant/mortified face, which involves frowning intensely while narrowing his eyes and jutting his chin forward. "It's not funny. I am a furry dolphin!"

"Caught in a tuna net?" I laughed.

"Obviously!" He batted his eyelashes and sighed.

I do so adore him.