>Wednesday night, the adult crew at the beach house watched Caddyshack on DVD. It is one of the dumbest, plot-free pieces of crap movies I have repeatedly watched. Except for that one part where the Baby Ruth bar falls into the pool and is mistaken for a floating turd log. That is hilarity.

Speaking of turds, Husband just insisted that I must stop blogging immediately so that I can "fold the laundry while it is hot." According to him, it folds more nicely this way. Did I mentioned that yesterday he refused to leave for the Mets game until his bow tie was tied?