>Happy Friday the 13th.

Your Penis Name Is...

Shag Stick

"Shag Stick" reminds me of the super ginormous dildo that I won in a raffle back in March. On Tuesday, I went to hang out with Super Des and arrived a bit early, so I went into Babeland to kill some time by ogling sex products. Turns out that the dildo I won sells for $114! Damn! Now I feel guilty that it just sits on my nightstand with googlie eyes, but it still scares the crap out of me.