>On Tuesday, a woman I quoted in a post from back in December left me a comment in which she said, “I could have said something about your resemblance to Harry Potter. OH, SNAP.”

This is why I love people who mistakenly think they are clever. Since I have neither round glasses nor a lightning bolt-shaped scar on my forehead, I must look like Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter in the blockbuster films. Radcliffe is a seriously adorable guy with legions of tween girls whose hearts are aflutter for him. I have never been compared to a teen idol before, so I am pretty flattered. Usually people tell me I look like Anne Frank, which while I understand they mean it as a complement, is really fucking depressing.