>As I mentioned at various times, the most recent being yesterday, jizz is one of my favorite words. I realized that jazz has many of the same delightful qualities that so please me. Let's compare:

Jizz Jazz
Two zs!!! Two zs!!!
Thanks to j and double z combo, pleasing to say aloud. Thanks to j and double z combo, pleasing to say aloud.
Especially when inappropriate. Not inappropriate
If accepted in Scrabble, worth a jillion points. Accepted in Scrabble and worth a jillion points

The Scrabble benefit is pretty damn good for jazz, although the shock value of screaming jizz is more valuable. It looks like a tie. We’ll have to go to the adjective form as a tie breaker. Jazzy is something cool, whereas jizzy is just gross.

You know which word I like better.

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