>This afternoon as he watched the Jets game, I donned some unflatteringly tight clothing and Husband wrapped me in three tight layers of duct tape. After about 90 minutes, he cut me free. Thus far, I am very, very pleased with the results. I need to buy more poly-fil stuffing tomorrow, and Victoria's Secret Suzanne Model will be ready for her sexy debut on Tuesday.

I think we will finally find the frightening answer to the Victoria's Secret age old question: "What is Sexy?"

Cackle cackle cackle.