>On the second night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me an antiqued parchment stationery set. He decided that now that I am a writer, I needed a quill pen and inkwell. At the Liberty Bell Museum in East Hartford, CT (“an on-line or "virtual" exhibit of a private collection of memorabilia, relics and souvenirs gathered over a 20 year period” – hilarious!), he found even more than a quill pen.

I think his plan is for me to earn some income by forging documents.