>I should be sleeping. In fact, I am rather tired. However, some douche bags at the Department of Transportation decided that my street should be jackhammered at times when very few drivers will want to use it. Fuck the people who live nearby and our desire to sleep at night. We are utterly unimportant.
Goddamn bumpy rashes on shaved twat. (See below for explanation of this fine new phrase I incorporated into my list of excellent phrases I must use as frequently as possible.) I hate people.