>Yesterday when I was at the reproductive endocrinologist, I had to fill out a questionnaire about my medical history, as well as my families’. Since most people seem to go to that practice because they want to pay thousands of dollars to ensure that they have a baby, the questionnaire also had a section with questions about the patient’s partner. This was fun to fill in.

One question asked whether your partner “had difficulty getting and maintaining an erection.” I couldn’t help myself. I wrote, “No,” and then drew a big smiley face next to it. One day, when someone actually bothers to look at my intake form, I hope it cracks them up as much as it does me.