>I am very pleased to announce my latest project, “Theo is America’s Next Top Model, aka TIANTM. TIANTM is my latest pathetic, albeit in my opinion, hilarious, attempt to garner more attention so that I can get paid to write funny things and not feel like an asshole for not earning any income and living off my husband’s hard work. Regardless, Theo is a well-known figure here at CUSS, and I am excited to do more work with him. He is adorable, cuddly, and tolerant of the ridiculous things I request that he model. We shall have great fun, I think, in our efforts to make him a famous model, possibly the first stuffed super model, although certainly not the first inanimate one.

Watch out Tyra Banks – here comes Theo!

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