>I always try to please people when I can. So if someone wants Jewish pussy, I will deliver Jewish pussy. It's unshaved, too - just how I like it.Actually, this type of unshaved pussy bothers my allergies. I do like the sullen, pissed off expression on its punim (face). It's like, "You'll be atoning for this little stunt at Yom Kippur, motherfuckers!"

The real irony is that this picture comes compliments of Bang It Out. As a secular person - a married secular person at that - I never heard about Bang It Out until this past January, when the Big O regaled me with tales of his Bang It Out New Year's Eve party.

What Big O and I did not know at the time he decided to attend said party is that Bang It Out organizes parties for Modern Orthodox and Orthodox singles. Big O showed up and was the only guy not wearing a yarmulke. (Even the fucking cat had a damn yarmulke, assuming it was there as Bang It Out's fun-loving mascot...) This did not stop him, however, from getting wasted with a young MoDox lass and engaging in a drunken one-night stand.

See? There really is Jewish pussy in this post.

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