>My mom, granny, and I were using the computer in my parents' basement. My granny was buying a pair of house slippers from nordstrom.com, so they peered over my shoulder as I went through the shopping process. As we were checking out, the toilet in the bathroom down the short hallway flushed and my bubbe emeerged moments later.

"That took three seconds," Granny commented, staring at the monitor.

"That's because she does not wash her hands," my mom explained.

"I know," Granny replied, still focusing on the computer screen.

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