>This evening I received a friend request from Tammy the Tampon on MySpace. What disturbs me about this event is not that Tammy the Tampon felt that I would be a suitable friend, but that when I read the email, I actually hesitated and thought to myself, “Hmmmm… I better find out just what kind of tampon this Tammy is before I accept its offer of friendship. Is it a used tampon? Does it have an applicator? What volume can it consume?”

I need more sleep.