>Yes, this little item available from Victoria's Secret looks practical for dusting, but probably won't work for me since I don't have my belly pierced. How sad.

OK, fine. I tried to play nicely, but it is just not me. Why don't the folks at VS just show the model blowing some guy or getting fucked from behind (in the behind?)? We are not idiots. We know this apron is not for dusting.

(Thanks to The Explorer for the tip.)