>Some time ago, Husband read an article about a man who suffered serious burns on his penis because he was using his laptop while on the toilet. It’s a long story why I started thinking about this, but it did suddenly occur to me that the man must have been looking at porn and jerking off while sitting on the porcelain throne. Otherwise, I cannot imagine how his penis got near the laptop. If he was just taking a shit and using his laptop like a normal person, I would think that his dick would be tucked away between his legs. This is mere speculation, though, since I do not have a dick and am thus not quite sure where it would go while one drops the kids off at the pool. Maybe the proper place for one’s penis while crapping is flopped on top of one’s legs, which would explain the proximity to the laptop and hence the burn. Any expert advice out there?