>For every day that the planned cyanide attack was averted (it was called off 45 days before the set date), the Bush administration cut anti-terrorism funding to New York City by almost 1% (the budget was reduced by about 40%). See? No money is being wasted since the attack was cancelled.
No need to worry, good lady citizens of NYC. Gas masks look awesome with mini skirts and stiletto heels! (They cover chin hairs and 'staches nicely, too, so I can slack off on my plucking!) Get one now and be ahead of the trend!