>OK, so my friend GynaGirl got me thinking about a potentially useful purpose of snatch waxing. It seems that pubic hair can go grey. Like GynaGirl, I hate being faced with my impending elderly status, so if all my pubes were missing, I would never need to see a grey one. Makes sense, right?

Nah, not worth it. I already know that I am getting old because I am increasingly senile. If I find a grey pube, the odds are pretty damn high at this point that I won’t remember it for long.