>How much do I love Ann Coulter? Let me count the ways (all quotes from the June 7, 2006 New York Daily News, not a liberal paper by any means):
1."I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much," Coulter writes in her new book. [about four women in New Jersey who pushed hard for an investigation of 9/11 after their husbands died]
2.She believes that no one, much less the New Jersey widows, have the right to criticize President Bush or any of the failures that led to the terror attacks. Because:
3.“These women got paid. They ought to take their money and shut up about it.”. At any rate:
4."…how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy. . .
5."These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation…” (I guess they neither have the right to grieve or call for political action as a result.). On a related topic:
6."Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do," she once wrote. And:
7."We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Man, oh, man. Keep running your mouth, pretty little Ann. “Unattractive, hairy-legged, feminist” liberal traitors like me love it when you offend most of America with your stupidity. Although I guess she got something right. The Daily News reminded me that she once wrote that, “Liberals… want to take more of our money, kill babies..."
I do so love killing babies. Passover Matzo tastes so much better that way. Oh, sorry -- I got being Jewish and liberal confused. As a liberal, I just love killing babies, not just for religious purposes. The religious killing is from my Jewish side that needs to be converted to Christianity. My bad.