>Yesterday morning I had both a nose bleed and my period. I mention that I had my period because I found it much easier to deal with the blood gushing out of my poon than the blood gushing out of my nose. Someone needs to take an important lesson from down under and manufacture some nose bleed tampons (nosepons?). Everything would have been much easier if I just had some small cotton things with a string for easy removal that I could have jammed up my nostrils. (Yes, both were leaking blood – it was not fun. Fortunately, I only have one vagina to plug up in these situations.) Instead I had to bunch up tissues and cram them in, but the fit was not so great and the extra tissue hanging out tickled my face. Very annoying. Yes, nosepons will be a huge success!

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