>Husband and I noticed an alarming number of people with extremely bad sunburns who continue to spend enormous amounts of time in the sun without protection. I thought that in the spirit of the Hairy Chest Contest, perhaps the ship could host a contest for the Worst Sunburn. Husband suggested that the winner could get a hearty slap on the back.

Anyway, Husband and I had a lovely morning driving around St. Martin/St. Maarten with Parent-in-Laws and BiLG while B-i-L went Power Snorkeling. In the afternoon, Husband and I had an inflatable motorboat outing and snorkeling adventure. I was pleased by all the cute fish I saw. Husband didn’t see squat because he refuses to wear contacts and glasses do not fit into goggles. Too bad for him.

Tomorrow we are heading back to the good old U.S. of A. (Gag.) We’ll be in San Juan, Puerto Rico for a whopping 8 hours. That probably makes sense, since clearly there would be nothing of value to observe and experience in a cultureless place like Puerto Rico. Yeah. Whatever.