>When I arrived in California on Saturday, I was just getting over a cold. However, my head is still full of nasal spunk. It is driving me crazy. I figure if I have to blow something, someone should at least get pleasure from it. (Bah dum cha.)

Actually, I can’t imagine that my sinus cavities are large enough to hold this much nose jizz. I suspect that my brain is actually shrinking to make more room for mucus. It is the only way I can possibly have so much snot in my fairly small sized head.