>Today is one of my least favorite "holidays," Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day (aka VD) is a highly transferable disease that leads people to lose their heads, spend crazy amounts of money on cards, chocolates, and dinner. All these crazy notions about love conquering all and other shit then causes folks forget to use protection when they consummate the deal later, leading to the spread of VD (aka venereal disease) and unplanned pregnancy. Bah.

Seriously, be careful out there. VD is like Dick Cheney on a hunting trip: you never know when it can shoot you in the face.

Ain’t I romantic?