>Why is the female reproductive system so damn shitty? Almost every time I get my period, I get some seriously nasty diarrhea. It’s like my ass is jealous that my crotch has crap pouring out of it and wants in on some of the liquid action. I am definitely not the only one who suffers from this unfortunate malady. Several of my friends have mentioned the vag-blood/ass-runs connection. Another friend of mine told me that one of the first signs of pregnancy is diarrhea. She’s been pregnant twice, and it happened each time. Most of the women in her mom group had the same thing happen. So getting pregnant is not a solution to stop the runs. And you’ll probably get a lot of diarrhea from raising a kid, so there’s no way around the problem.

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