Both models to the left are wearing low rise bikinis from Victoria's Secret. (Theo is representing me with my hairy legs and stuffed look, although he has a much flatter stomach than I do, so some imagination is needed.) Questions:
1. Which model looks sexier?
2. Which model looks more like a regular woman?
3. Why would anyone assume that by buying these underwear, they will look as sexy as the model with the purple shirt?
4. Shouldn't a topless model in only a scarf and underwear look sexier?
1. The model with the purple sweater.
2. Theo the Teddy Bear
3. I have no idea, as I understand that I will always look more like a furry fat bear than an airbrushed lingerie model.
4. Yes, but Theo is not airbrushed. He's pretty damn cute, though.