>Please do not bring your dog, especially if it is a giant dog, into a pharmacy with you and leave its leash loose so that it runs all over the store creating chaos and then act as if I am the asshole when I suggest that dogs do not belong in pharmacies. If I see you do this, I will feed your dog a box of ExLax and I hope it will cause you to lost your rent controlled apartment because your neighbors complain about the heinous, heinous smell that is emanating from your apartment. Having your dog destroy your life with a giant shit is poetic justice because you, Mr. Self Important Dog Owner with No Sense of Obligation Towards Other Human Beings, are a fucking shithead.

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