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Friday, February 05, 2010

I Married a Lunatic, Part 79

At lights out, I wished Husband a good night.

"I am concentrating now so I can dream about walruses," he replied.

"What? Really?"

"Yes, I want to know more about walruses, and the best way to understand large animals is to study them closely in your dreams."

A few nights before this, he explained to me that some unicorns are ugly. The public just doesn't know about them.

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At February 05, 2010 8:17 PM, Blogger Rebecca said...

This kind of story exemplifies why I often think about and miss you guys.

 
At February 05, 2010 11:49 PM, Blogger mar said...

hmmm, will he be in town for blogher this year? i can't wait to meet him properly, rather than the wave from the kitchen in his gym clothes. :)
(and my word verification is: unholia)

 
At February 06, 2010 7:52 AM, Anonymous sassymonkey said...

Does he know that unicorns are actually blood-thirsty killers? It's true. I read a book about it. ;)

 
At February 06, 2010 8:52 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

We miss you, too, Rebecca!

Mar, unfortunately, he'll be in upstate NY while BlogHer is happening. :( But I'm glad that you are still aiming to attend!

Sassymonkey, if he does not already know this, he would not be surprised. He explained all about how some unicorns have nice shiny coats and others are mangy.

 
At February 06, 2010 10:29 AM, Anonymous Denise said...

Echoing Sassymonkey. Your husband is right about unicorns. I've read the book. The thing about Walruses though - he's just odd. Nice guy, but still odd.

 
At February 06, 2010 4:13 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

I love him for his oddity.

 
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