Join Today!
Anyone who is 50 or older, whether they are working or retired, can join AARP for $16 per year. I know this because they sent me a membership card and requested that I send them my $16 check immediately to activate my exciting benefits as an AARP member.
I will say one thing: I look damn good for someone who is 50 or older.
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posted by Suzanne @ 2:22 AM
and I'm more than delighted to send some your way. Spread (ha ha!) the word!
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I know this sounds rediculous, but after watching all of the awesome commercials for AARP memberships and benefits, I can't WAIT to be 50. Doesn't that just sound insane!?
Why wait? I'm only 34, so it doesn't sound insane at all. Join today!
my parents have been getting aarp stuff in the mail for 20 years. my dad is 60 and mom is only 54.
Ah, but were they pre-approved members? I feel like I hit the jackpot! Not that I sent my $16 in. My fear is that once I write a check, they'll discover my age, deny me membership and its exciting benefits, and cash the check anyway.
I started getting AARP junk mail when I was a tween. I think it was because of the embroidery catalog mailing lists I was on.
That is totally awesome. Right now, I get catalogs from Oriental Trading Company (junky crafts, mostly for kids), LL Bean, Lands' End, Eddie Bauer, Champion, Delia's, some Delia's spin off, Room & Board, and Ethan Allen. It's quite the mix. I'm thinking maybe LL Bean or Lands' End might be the connector.
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