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Sunday, November 01, 2009

NYC Marathon

Today is the New York City Marathon. In honor of the event, in which I am qualified to participate in any way, shape, or form, I carbo loaded yesterday. This involved eating three large, frosted Halloween cookies over the course of the day. I also ate some roasted corn purchased at a farm stand in eastern Long Island. Then I consumed many at least seven Tootsie Rolls and one Tootsie Pop, five mini Kit Kats, and one mini Twizzlers. At lunch I downed a lobster roll in an amazing buttery brioche roll, accompanied by salty chips and fresh guacamole. Capping off my day of marathon prep, I ate a bagel with cream cheese and matzo ball soup for dinner.

When I arose this morning, basking in my free extra hour of sleep, I was ready to hit the treadmill. The plan was to run as far as I could in 35 minutes. The gym had the marathon on TV. Although the women ran at double my plodding pace (a 5:47 mile versus my 11:00 one), I felt like I matched them stride for stride as they streaked across the TV. Since I had no sinus meltdown, shoulder pain, or intestinal cramps during my run, I felt like a champion. Wooooo hooo!

Now I'm pondering the upcoming year. I'll be 35 years old at the end of December. When I was in third grade, I had to be rushed to the emergency room after I ran the 880 dash at school and was the first girl to finish, coming in third overall. Twenty years ago, I could barely walk a mile in 30 minutes. At the age of 25 and in the best shape I'll ever be in, I could run a 9:13 mile. So it's been a spotty record, but I'm proud of it. I think I'd like to run a race sometime in 2010 to celebrate my birthday. Not a marathon, but maybe a 10k or 15k. Anyone want to join me? We can plod along together (or you can leave me in your dust if you run faster. I won't be offended.)

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7 Comments:

At November 01, 2009 9:24 PM, Anonymous Kami said...

you're a brave gal. I'll be the one watching you from the sidelines with a milkshake in one hand and a Twix in the other.

 
At November 01, 2009 10:14 PM, Anonymous mom said...

My dearest Suzanne, you will be 34 at the end of December, not 35.

 
At November 02, 2009 8:37 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Crap. You are right. I'm always screwing these things up. Usually Husband corrects me, but his brain hamster must've been on vacation yesterday.

 
At November 02, 2009 9:18 AM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

I will clap politely from the sidelines as you pass by.

 
At November 02, 2009 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad your mother cleared that up. I was just about to call you a retard and tell you that you would be only 34. I'm sure the day you were born was a bit more memorable for her than it was for you:)
-Steph

 
At November 03, 2009 7:51 PM, Blogger mar said...

yeah, don't go making your dear mother older than she actually is! i was wondering that you were 4 years older instead of 3 years older than me.
i might consider it if my arthritis doesn't act up. i walked almost 4 miles today just back & forth from work, etc. i'm not so great at 'running' but could do the distance no problem.

 
At November 03, 2009 8:24 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

I guess we have an extra year to train. :)

 

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