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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Family Wisdom

My nephew Marcus is utterly adorable. (Photos to follow.) After he
was born, my aunt gave him a t-shirt that says, "If you think I'm
cute, you should see my Aunt." Dana thought it would be appropriate
for him to wear today.

When my grandma saw the shirt, she asked, "What does that say? 'If you
think I'm cute, you should see my Ass?'" Then she cackled.

On the way to my bubbe's apartment, my mom swore at various drivers'
infractions. The following words escaped her lips: fucker, fuckball,
fuck, fucking assholes who pull out in front of me and make me miss
the fucking light. My grandma and I professed amazement at such
language!

I'm just a chip off the old blocks. It's an honor, if I do say so myself.

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Blog: www.cussandotherrants.com
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3 Comments:

At October 10, 2009 11:37 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

I wish my mom would swear! I had a heart attack the first time I slipped and said "butt" in front of her. For reals.

 
At October 11, 2009 10:22 AM, Anonymous sassymonkey said...

I think that fuckball will me making it into the rotation around here. It goes well with fuckwit and fucksticks.

 
At October 11, 2009 4:14 PM, Anonymous mom said...

Reporting my tantrum is fuck shittin' unamusing!

 

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