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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Snake on (the Way To) a Plane

A series of black clouds with lightening bolts hovered over me as I
left my apatment this morning. I walked to the corner to get a cab to
the airport, staring at sidewalk. The sidewalk slithered. This
confused me for a nanosecond until I realized that I was gazing upon a
panicked snake.

The snake slithered back and forth in a series of s-curves. Its pace
was breakneck as it moved toward the street. "Uh, don't go there!" I
silently urged.

No matter how unfortunate things are right now, I don't have it as bad
as that poor, terrified snake. Good luck, little guy!

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4 Comments:

At July 18, 2009 1:07 PM, Blogger Warrior Two said...

I never see snakes, but there was a week when I saw two, one on my way to work (in Berkeley) and one on the way back (in San Leandro). Both times when I said, "Oh, a snake," all of the various bystanders assumed I had snake experience. Which turns out to be true, but how did they know?

 
At July 18, 2009 5:04 PM, Blogger mar said...

uh oh! no wonder he was panicked.
i'll have to tell you the snake omen story from when i was a teaching assistant on our trip if i can remember it.

 
At July 19, 2009 1:12 AM, Anonymous flo said...

wait, what? there was a snake in the city on the sidewalk? okay, now i am freaked out.

 
At July 19, 2009 2:21 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

It was a little snake, although it moved like a sidewinder, and I don't know if other snakes move that way. I thought it might be a pet that someone discarded. People are idiots like that.

 

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