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Monday, November 24, 2008

Today in Review

Between being offered a job and straining my right calf muscle while killing a roach, I forgot to blog today. Lame, I know, but there was a lot of excitement and squealing in my apartment, so I forgive myself.

First, the job. I was offered the position that I interviewed for back in October. Any confusion is understandable, as my blog post regarding that first interview covered the hot chocolate dilemma that the potential job posed. (Quick review: the shop on the ground floor of the building in which the office is located sells hot chocolate made from Leonidas chocolates melted in hot milk. This is a potential dangerous addiction, both in terms of the effect of my wallet and my waistline, which is sadly the reverse of what I would like to happen because my wallet will be thinner and my waistline thicker.) I am very excited to work again, although very nervous that working full time will not leave enough time for school. But it's a cool job, and worth the risk.

Onto the injury. I saw a six legged beast on its back, legs kicking in the air, next to a crack between the wall and the kitchen sink. Of course, I screamed. Then I attempted to squash it, but not too hard, as I did not want its guts smooshing out onto the sole of my slipper. In attempting to strike the proper balance, I managed to strain my calf muscle. What can I say? This is possibly the most pathetic way to injure a muscle known to humankind. It could be worse. At least the evil six legged critter is dead.

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4 Comments:

At November 25, 2008 9:57 AM, Blogger Amy Jo said...

I sprained my ankle while trying to demonstrate a figure skating move in my living room. While mildly intoxicated. And wearing somewhat racy pajamas.

 
At November 25, 2008 12:03 PM, Blogger Pamela said...

Damn cockroaches... I scream too - like a girl!!!

 
At November 25, 2008 12:39 PM, Blogger Warrior Two said...

Instant karma!

 
At November 27, 2008 10:48 PM, Anonymous dr. p said...

NYC roaches are no ordinary bugs. that is a heroic injury, i salute you!

 

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