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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hello Anxiety My Old Friend*

I've come to talk with you again.**
Because a deadline softly creeping***
Left its seeds while I was sleeping.****
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Is giving me chest pain*****
Amid the sound of anxiety.******

*Apologies to Simon & Garfunkel
**Not that we don't talk at least once a day as I nervously peel flesh off my cuticles
***New School's wait list letter said they expect the wait list to be active until June 30, which is just around the corner
****OK, the seeds are so bad that I have nightmares almost every night about everything from falling onto the subway track when a train is coming to Husband leaving me
*****Seriously, I have actual chest pain on my left side today, and it is killer
******Wow, all these asterisks are annoying. Sorry about that. Anxiety makes me do stupid shit.

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4 Comments:

At June 18, 2008 3:35 PM, Blogger Catherine said...

Ugh. I'm with you on many fronts. Deep breathing! (still haven't heard a wink from The New School).

 
At June 18, 2008 3:40 PM, Anonymous mom said...

Suz, cool your liver. Being anxious doesn't solve anything, but it could make you physically ill.

 
At June 18, 2008 4:25 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

I think my liver is the only thing that is in good shape right how. Hardee har har.

 
At June 18, 2008 6:35 PM, Blogger mar said...

maybe you should start drinking? then everything will be in the same boat (just like iowa-ha!)
sorry for the anxiety. i'm waiting to hear back from an 11 year old whether she liked my book. is it pathetic to be anxious about that?
i can think of another deadline that's fast approaching. your book will be out soon! i cannot wait to get my hands on it!

 

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