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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Wanted: Opinions - What Would CUSS Readers Do?

As I'm editing the proofs for Off the Beaten (Subway) Track (now also sold at MTV's online store!), I discovered that the publisher set aside a page for a dedication in addition to the acknowledgments that I already submitted. I want to dedicate the book to Husband. What do you think of the following options:

1. To Husband. There's no one like you in the world.

or

2. To Husband, my favorite unusual attraction.

I think two is clever given that the book is about unusual attractions, but I fear that it could come across as sleazy, weird, or creepy. He sometimes is easily embarrassed, although after being with me for 13 years, his threshold has risen dramatically. The first one thus seems safer, but I hate playing it safe. At the same time, I don't want to do anything that will make him uncomfortable.

I'm not asking Husband which he prefers because I want it to be a surprise. (He never reads CUSS, so I'm not worried about him discovering my plans.) What do you think?

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23 Comments:

At May 07, 2008 12:05 AM, Anonymous dr. p said...

this is a toughie. i think #2 is very appropriate given the subject of the book and i don't think husband will get embarrassed by it. but i agree that the first is safer. if you really think husband will get embarrassed go with the first.

 
At May 07, 2008 12:14 AM, Blogger Hecticmom Undone said...

What about combining them?

To Husband: My favorite unusual attraction - there is no one like you in the world.

feel free to ignore - I think I've had too much wine tonight. In my defense this evening - more is always better - right? RIGHT?!?@

BTW - do you still have yor glasses blog? I have such ugly ass early teen glasses pictures for it... :D

My verification word is Itotic - very close to Idiotic and Ironic. Both pretty much sum up my day.

 
At May 07, 2008 12:17 AM, Blogger Sam said...

#2

 
At May 07, 2008 12:43 AM, Anonymous Pork With Bones said...

I, too, vote for number two.

 
At May 07, 2008 12:45 AM, Blogger SUEB0B said...

I went down the same path as hecticmom but I thought:

To my husband - there's no one like you in the world. You are my favorite unusual attraction.

 
At May 07, 2008 1:08 AM, Blogger super des said...

You know I'm all about combining things, so I was (not) dismayed to know that at least 2 other people are of like mind. He'll love it. I can say this as one of the aforementioned acknowledgments.

 
At May 07, 2008 3:28 AM, Anonymous Dani said...

No 2. It's too apt to be embarrassing .

 
At May 07, 2008 3:45 AM, Blogger Warrior Two said...

#1 has been done before. Do #2.

Unless you've already done #2 for the day?

 
At May 07, 2008 7:28 AM, Blogger prin said...

i think 1 says 2 in a nicer way

 
At May 07, 2008 7:29 AM, Blogger prin said...

but i like 2 :)

 
At May 07, 2008 8:29 AM, Blogger Misster Kitty said...

totally #2

 
At May 07, 2008 9:54 AM, Blogger NoRegrets said...

How about :
To my husband, who is the best at beating it off.

 
At May 07, 2008 11:08 AM, Anonymous Average Jane said...

I'd go with #2.

 
At May 07, 2008 11:32 AM, Blogger Count Mockula said...

Two for sure. I don't think it would be read as pervy. It's sweet and apropos.

 
At May 07, 2008 12:09 PM, Anonymous flo said...

I like #2! Or the combos of #1 and #2.

 
At May 07, 2008 2:41 PM, OpenID Diana said...

Two! Two! Two!!

 
At May 07, 2008 3:05 PM, Blogger Anna said...

I like the combinations.

 
At May 07, 2008 3:27 PM, Blogger rhea_sun said...

I like the 2nd one, smart.. cute.... funny!

 
At May 07, 2008 3:49 PM, Blogger May said...

The 2nd one comes off as inside-jokey and loveable, not sleezy. But the first one is just, who cares?

 
At May 07, 2008 5:48 PM, Anonymous mom said...

I agree with may.

 
At May 07, 2008 7:13 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Thank you everyone for chiming in. Now that the internets have spoken (I should thank you all in the acknowledgments!), I am excited to go with choice #2. (Or a combo, which lets me have it both ways.) Definitely NOT choice #1.

Incidentally, I think this is the most comments I ever received on a blog post. Plus, lots were from first timers. (Welcome everyone!) Cool.

 
At May 08, 2008 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#2 all the way. No combos. I think it is funny and sleazy didn't come to mind until you mentioned it. I know he gets embarassed about weird things but could he really get that way about #2? Noregrets suggestions was hilarious but I'm pretty sure that would definitely embarass him.
-Steph

 
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