"It's Free!" Yells the Town Crier

Today is Free Iced Coffee Day at Dunkin' Donuts. Even the location down the street from my south Bronx office is participating until 10 PM. I don't like iced coffee (too bad it isn't Free Donut Day), but the cheapie who resides deep within my soul is urging me to get some anyway because it's free, and Cheapy McCheapstein hates missing out on anything free. Even if I don't like whatever item is on offer. Plus, I already missed Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's, so it would be a shame to miss another national chain store promotion....

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