Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS) & Other Rants: I Shot the Sheriff

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I Shot the Sheriff

But I did not shoot the deputy.

This is the kind of wackiness that may or may not take place at a cooking party thrown by Hot Pot, my brother-in-law's new business. Husband says that I look just like a sheriff from the Wild West. I am so going to invest in some Wild West Sheriff Gear and kick off my new career as a drag king. I believe that I have truly found my calling.

Labels: chin hairs, hilarity

8 Comments:

At April 22, 2008 3:43 PM, Anonymous said...: Tell BIL that I'll pass on the Hot Pot and stick with my Hot Pockets, thank you very much.
-Steph
P.S. Unless of course that means that Thanksgiving will be hosted by Hot Pot.
At April 22, 2008 3:49 PM, Count Mockula said...: You look like the love child of Sam Elliot and William Saroyan!
At April 22, 2008 4:26 PM, Suzanne said...: Thanks Kara! I wish I were kidding when I say how much I love this fake mustache. (It's certainly better than my real one!)

Steph, Thanksgiving will not be a Hot Pot event, although cooking will be done by people other than you and me.
At April 22, 2008 7:12 PM, mar said...: aw, and i'm watching a movie w/ a transexual drag queen right now.
great 'stache. the envy of hercule poirot & his mustaches.
At April 22, 2008 9:10 PM, NoRegrets said...: It is indeed a great moustache...
At April 23, 2008 12:33 PM, Amy Jo said...: You could totally be on Deadwood with that 'stash.
At April 23, 2008 4:47 PM, Alex Elliot said...: I saw that picture on your Facebook profile yesterday and it cracked me up!

I tried Icelandic yogurt yesterday by the way.
At April 24, 2008 8:16 PM, Suzanne said...: Not only does the 'stache qualify me for Deadwood, but my vocabulary is motherfuckin, cocksuckin perfect, too!